Actually, this may be the only NWP pro of the week that we do here. There's only about nine total to begin with, and it really isn't the most illustrious title on NWP to begin with. To quote completebag aka sidedish da king, who was being considered for the pro title "No thanks, they're all tools.". Why I can neither confirm or deny this, I will say that those few NWP pros add very little to the site in terms of posting.
When I joined NWP Charder30 was given the pro status, so I missed his legendary NWP journey, although I did go back and read many of his HOF episodes. For a quick overview I'll go ahead and let you read what Weissman420 had to say about charder's origin from the nwp wiki page (minus the cock gobbling pics of course, this is a family orientated site)
Christian Harder AKA charder30 is a 20 year old multi table phenom who during most of his NWP career took a HOF type beating. Charder, who resides in the state of Maryland also goes to school at George Mason and is majoring in Government and Int'l Politics(or did). Charder made the critical mistake of posting pictures that included him hugging goats, as well as pink collar popped shirts. When charder30 first joined NWP he was immediatly slapped with the scammer avatar for spamming out referral codes and held onto that for a short duration. Charder soon than received the ultimate punching bag avatar, and one of the first unique punching bags of our time.
Once charder received his megabag the masses were relentless. A thread was once started in his honor with a famous pic of him getting a dick to the face like a cheap Atlantic City hooker. The thread was started by Hugh_Chardon and was originally named "Gay Poker Player in Porn" and the opening post was this: (photoshopped charder fellatio pic)
For a longtime charder was also known to go bust frequently by playing way over his roll, but always had a great understanding of the online tournament poker world. He put in countless hours and was determined to hit it big one time. Unfortunately, it didn't happen as soon as he probably wanted.
These pictures were pretty much the end for charder for a longtime here at NWP, but just like poker, he began to run good with the people as well. He came back to the online world and won a 150$ nightly MTT on stars and all of a sudden he was the peoples champ, the glass Joe of online poker. People routed for him, and he began to tear it the fuck up like only heeb has seen before. He went into the 100-200 game with a fearless attitude and everyone acknowledged what he had become. After all of his beatings at NWP, he had the witt to come back and show people he wasn't just some goat fucking nerdbert. He was a mtt baller. He has since lost the avatar and became a respected figure at NWP, as well as the biggest luckbox we have probably seen in awhile.
I wouldn't have taken the time to do this if I didn't respect you Christian;)
Recently charder30 has taken some flack for never posting on NWP unless it had to do with a brag post, aka what he won that day, or his standing in a mtt. He was called out on this many times, and eventually toned it down. With numbers like this however, it's hard to fault him. Hell, with 118k in cashes on Fulltilt alone this year, one can jardly blame him. Sources say he may have even been able to keep about 50k of that after stakeback and 50/50.
Charder30 had the scammatar, and the elusive Bag4Life avatars, and still managed to rise above and become nwp pro. Basically every mtt he wins is a giant "fuck you guys" to those who used to tease him mercilessly (although he'd never actually come out and say it).
And now a confession. Charder30 is the nwp poster I am most jealous of. NWP douche underdog(no offense chard) makes good. Rags to riches. Bag to baller. Everytime I think I might make a final table, and I think it might be my time, I often think of Charder30. Once in awhile you can actually see me type in "Charder help me" when a big hand is going down. Charder and I've never talked, but I have a strange respect/contempt for the guy. Basically just a sick case of envy on my part. I'll leave you with this. A broke begging ass pm to soccertease from charder, dated september of '05. Dare to dream kids.
charder30
sup, Mar 25 2006, 05:39 AM
NWP Pro
Group: NWP Pro
Posts: 6,284
Member No.: 1,729
Joined: 29-September 05
what up donkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, u got aim biatch?
o and steak me 3.30 on stars my n*****a
ha, peace
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