later

ok, i bought as much time as i could. this computer's going back within the next few hours.

gl with your tourney micon, and call me if you can convince Tony G and the Lithuanians to pay me for this nwp newsletterish blog.

/\/\

Exclusive Daniel Negreanu coping with divorce video!!!!

Seems like Daniel Negreanu is coping pretty well with his recent divorce. Best of luck to ya Danny boy! And here's the exclusive video footage of Daniel after the divorce.

NWP Lithuanian of the Year : dadis

On NWP, a mods job is to randomly handout avatars, mess with poll numbers, out dupes, and well.....that's about it really. Maybe resize an avatar or two.

But when Tony G bought Neverwinpoker.com he had hopes of making a little money, and brought some professionals to mess around with the format, fix technical bugs, implement new stuff (embedded youtubes and whatnot). That's where the Lithuanians come in. Obv. Maruxz is the Chief of these new Lithuanian overlords, and it seems he cut his teeth working on pokernews. Maruxz brought a team of highly trained Lithuanian techies to help him make NWP bigger, better, faster, and stronger.

Seemas is a bit aggressive, Axe either got fired or is working hard behind the scenes, Maruxz is obviously calling the shots, but the winner of NWP Lithuanian of the year has to go to my main man, and all around great guy dadis.


dadis basically pwns the stickied technical problems thread on NWP. He's helped countless members with log in issues, helped introduce the youtube and hand history features, and was a huge part in the pm system overhaul. But it's his attitude that really shines. Always a nice smiley face in his responses, extremely helpful, brushes off any Eastern European bashing, and just goes to work making NWP that much stronger.

Born to gypsy parents, dadis never had anything handed to him for free. Making a name for himself as one of Lithuania's premiere DJs, he eventually got more involved in computer generated music, which eventually led him to master computer code, and computer nerd stuff you guys don't even wanna know about. Always the lady's man, dadis eventually made a website based on all the girls he had romanced in Europe, and while browsing through the hookup section Mr. Maruxz saw that this website was extremely well put together and drafted young dadis for Team Tony G.

dadis, keep doing what you're doing, if NWP does eventually "blow up huge", you're going to be one of the biggest reasons. :)

I'm out!

This blog, and my internet presence will be going on hiatus until who knows when, probably starting on Friday. I had big things planned for this blog, micon and sidedish interviews and other cool things. Really needed a final table or a serious heeb run to justify staying online, but couldn't get it done. Big ups to the stakers, and sorry I couldn't pull a win for us. I'll still be accepting stakes up until friday morning I guess, but it's not looking good.

Ok, on with business. So no one thinks I'm rolling anybody, these are the people I owe money to from loans, in order.
Mr. U
Weissman
Mikey
Fckvwls
Weiss, you have my phone number, so feel free to give it out to Mr. U(I told you who this was), Mikey or Vwls. Hoping to start paying back sometime in December.

OK, it's been a blast kids, I woulda posted this on the NWP but banned until Dec First . Pretty sure it's gonna be awhile after that before I return.

Later gators!

NWP Pro of the week: charder30

Actually, this may be the only NWP pro of the week that we do here. There's only about nine total to begin with, and it really isn't the most illustrious title on NWP to begin with. To quote completebag aka sidedish da king, who was being considered for the pro title "No thanks, they're all tools.". Why I can neither confirm or deny this, I will say that those few NWP pros add very little to the site in terms of posting.

When I joined NWP Charder30 was given the pro status, so I missed his legendary NWP journey, although I did go back and read many of his HOF episodes. For a quick overview I'll go ahead and let you read what Weissman420 had to say about charder's origin from the nwp wiki page (minus the cock gobbling pics of course, this is a family orientated site)

Christian Harder AKA charder30 is a 20 year old multi table phenom who during most of his NWP career took a HOF type beating. Charder, who resides in the state of Maryland also goes to school at George Mason and is majoring in Government and Int'l Politics(or did). Charder made the critical mistake of posting pictures that included him hugging goats, as well as pink collar popped shirts. When charder30 first joined NWP he was immediatly slapped with the scammer avatar for spamming out referral codes and held onto that for a short duration. Charder soon than received the ultimate punching bag avatar, and one of the first unique punching bags of our time.

Once charder received his megabag the masses were relentless. A thread was once started in his honor with a famous pic of him getting a dick to the face like a cheap Atlantic City hooker. The thread was started by Hugh_Chardon and was originally named "Gay Poker Player in Porn" and the opening post was this: (photoshopped charder fellatio pic)

For a longtime charder was also known to go bust frequently by playing way over his roll, but always had a great understanding of the online tournament poker world. He put in countless hours and was determined to hit it big one time. Unfortunately, it didn't happen as soon as he probably wanted.


These pictures were pretty much the end for charder for a longtime here at NWP, but just like poker, he began to run good with the people as well. He came back to the online world and won a 150$ nightly MTT on stars and all of a sudden he was the peoples champ, the glass Joe of online poker. People routed for him, and he began to tear it the fuck up like only heeb has seen before. He went into the 100-200 game with a fearless attitude and everyone acknowledged what he had become. After all of his beatings at NWP, he had the witt to come back and show people he wasn't just some goat fucking nerdbert. He was a mtt baller. He has since lost the avatar and became a respected figure at NWP, as well as the biggest luckbox we have probably seen in awhile.

I wouldn't have taken the time to do this if I didn't respect you Christian;)


Recently charder30 has taken some flack for never posting on NWP unless it had to do with a brag post, aka what he won that day, or his standing in a mtt. He was called out on this many times, and eventually toned it down. With numbers like this however, it's hard to fault him. Hell, with 118k in cashes on Fulltilt alone this year, one can jardly blame him. Sources say he may have even been able to keep about 50k of that after stakeback and 50/50.


Charder30 had the scammatar, and the elusive Bag4Life avatars, and still managed to rise above and become nwp pro. Basically every mtt he wins is a giant "fuck you guys" to those who used to tease him mercilessly (although he'd never actually come out and say it).

And now a confession. Charder30 is the nwp poster I am most jealous of. NWP douche underdog(no offense chard) makes good. Rags to riches. Bag to baller. Everytime I think I might make a final table, and I think it might be my time, I often think of Charder30. Once in awhile you can actually see me type in "Charder help me" when a big hand is going down. Charder and I've never talked, but I have a strange respect/contempt for the guy. Basically just a sick case of envy on my part. I'll leave you with this. A broke begging ass pm to soccertease from charder, dated september of '05. Dare to dream kids.
charder30

sup, Mar 25 2006, 05:39 AM


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what up donkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, u got aim biatch?

o and steak me 3.30 on stars my n*****a

ha, peace

SHIP ME SOME POKER MONIEZ IMMEDIATELY

Figured I'd use the front page nwp link to possibly line my poker coffers while I had the chance (good lookin out Micon, /\/\-Squad holla!)

So lurkers and regs (prob not so much on regs since they kind of have an idea of how I play), start shipping some poker moniez to
MRobot (on stars and fulltilt)

The goal is to get $500 so I can play that jerk Silence headsup, but am obv not too proud to play some micro as well. Just ship the money for Christ's sake.

Thanks for all the support, obv big things coming up for michaelsuperdonkey blog, including interviews with sidedish and micon, hopefully the premiere of lex's new nwp rap, and unique avtar profiles.

NWP Douchebag of the Week: ExP5er

This guy's claim to fame was this post.

Long story short I felted 3 players and took money from others and made almost 4K. I came home reached into my backpack for keys and my hand comes out all brown , well there was a slight chance I left some chocolate there, right? I always take cahews, banana chipos and Milka (for real it is good food for long sessions). So I smell my finfers - 0 result (I quit coke like 2 months ago after 3 years of rather heavy party and lost literally 99% of smell - btw. that is not necessarilly bad thing in some cpoker rooms).
Came up woke up my neighbor (good friend) stick myhand to his face and he confirms- it really is shit. My backpack was under the table for like 12 hoirs and I obv went to smoke, restroom, get st to eat many times. Some classy people palying in Taj, huh?

Just little something to consider for y'all going pro and stuff.....




edit. I am pretty sure I have not put it there myself

He got the douchebag avatar within minutes, and has been fighting with the majority of NWP ever since. He holds the record for having the most members on ignore, and will be proud to bring this up in just about every post he makes. Also Jan is not the handsomest of fellas in the world. Weiss, if you see this guy in AC make sure to say what's up.

The return of our lord and savior Jesus Christ

Not really. Just me, michael. Been getting a lot of calls lately, and emails and whatnot.

"When's michael coming back?"

"When we gonna get some more michael?"

"What's michael been up to?"

"How can I stake michael at pokerstars and fulltilt where his username on both is MRobot ?"

My phone's been blowing off the hook nonstop. Haven't really had much of a chance to lurk on nwp lately, not entirely sure what's been going on there, but to answer everyone's question, I should be back on Dec 1st.

The beginning